A friend of mine, Glashta is a tattoo artist asked me to come take some photos for him. He had a job come up at the last minute painting pieces of candy on topless female models. 
I'm no a prude and I love to shoot beautiful women in swimsuits at the beach as much as the next red-blooded male, but as a photographer who takes himself way too seriously sometimes, I'm weary of the great number of "professional photographers" who use their equipment as a 'wing-man' to pick up chicks. I'm sure they love what they do, but for all the raunch they occasionally capture, there are often technical aspects of the images that are neglected. So with as much professionalism as I could muster, I whole-heartedly accepted the job documenting the process of painting lolly-pops on boobies for an event called "Hard Candy." 
The job proved to be challenging, with light-sources and locations constantly changing. The painting started at about 8pm, so at first I used the window light. The first model, Mari was probably the most fun, with ghetto-personality to spare. She was concerned about not yet having on her make-up, but after I showed her a few shots, she immediately let her guard down and had fun. I also had to promise to take some shots of her with her make-up completed. 
As the evening approached, the window provided less and less light, so I broke out the flash and used a canvas backdrop someone had left as a diffuser- which worked out nicely.
The next model was Destiny. She was quite young, but already a beauty pageant veteran and posed almost instinctively for every shot. The other girls also noticed that she was always, 'on' in every picture.
For this shot, I actually bounced the flash partially off the window, which gave some shadows from the blinds. It made it almost look as if there was still light coming through the window. In the next shot, you can see that clearly there was none.
Crystal was the next model. The club was opening soon and Glashta started to feel some pressure to rush, but kept his cool and did not sacrifice quality for speed.
The next model was Brittany. By 9pm the club was open for business and there were still models to paint. We were relocated to the women's restroom to continue painting. It was never lost on me that I was in a women's restroom with a camera, and remained focused on the job at hand as random bar patrons wandered in to use the facilities.
With lighter colored walls it was easier to bounce the flash for a softer light. The most difficult aspect was attempting to compose shots without getting showing too much of the public restroom ambiance. Although I got some shots of other models putting on their make-up and what not while Brittany was being painted, I didn't feel like they were successful.
The girls seemed to be quite pleased with the job Glashta was doing.
Freedom was one of the last models to be painted. And as 11pm was approaching, Glashta was itching to cash in on his complimentary bar tab, they negotiated a simple painting of cherries.
Glashta, the consummate professional.
There were other models that did not get painted, but wandered into the restroom nonetheless for a photo.
Finally the show could begin as Mari took the stage first to dance, with her make-up.
Destiny and Brittany dancing.
There was a raffle for the Vince Young jersey hanging on the wall. I wished they hung it elsewhere.
I really love and hate this shot. Probably hate it more only because it isn't as sharp as I'd like, but the expressions, the disturbance of the frame and the moment are all priceless.









































